YO WHADDUP, THIS MY CRIB. OVER HERE WE HAVE THE KITCHEN. NUTHIN' BUT TOMATOS, YO. AND OVER THERE WE HAVE MAH BED. SPRINGS BUSTIN OUT THE MATTRESS BUT WHO REALLY GIVES A DAYUUMMM. THEN ON THE WALL WE HAVE MY PEEPS. THEY ALLL GOOD LIL HOMIES.
AN' DIS MAH GARRAGE. 'S JUST A PAIR OF BUSHES WITH MY SWEET ASS BIKE IN IT *Stupid bush-brushing-against-mic-sound* EY, RUMS IS HERE! YO RUMS!
*Large green orcess appears from within the bush.* 'Ello!
YOU SEEN MY SWEET ASS RIDE 'ROUND, HOMIE?
I... Thynk Oi've seen 'e'... *Looks around. Smiles brightly and picks up the awesome red bike with rainbow flaps on the handles and a loaf-seat like a cool kid's bike.... And it has a cool deck card to make the cool motor-sound from it.* 'E' ye go, Lils.
THANKS, HOMES. You good gurl, Rums. *Hugs Rums head and kissies cheek... Then gets on ride with sick ass shades on* NOW GET THA GLOBBIN FLOCK OUTTA MY CRIB, SON!